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TIMES
ecause they’ve been practicing for centuries, people of
Scandinavian heritage have no trouble maintaining a
social distance.
Cabin fever is better than COVID-19 fever.
Imagine being 15 years old and having school canceled in—
definitely. Imagine the joy. Now imagine being 15 years old
and having to spend every second of that school cancellation
inside the same house as your parents. It’s an effective, early
lesson in the perils of getting what you wish
for. -
Two post-pandemic predictions: This will
be the first pandemic in which millions of
people will weigh more at the end of the pan-
demic than they weighed at the start. The
weight gain will be called “pandemic belly.”
And: Those who have developed immunity
to the novel coronavirus will have a huge-
gi’uCSON advantage when people date and hire again.
A state licensing agency will be assigned
_—
. the duty of testing for antibodies and giving
people ID tags that confirm their immunity.
If we widen our scale of time beyond our own lifetimes,
this pandemic isn’t unprecedented. Since the days of ancient .
Greece, pandemics have periodically swept this planet. A pan-
demic is not even_unprecedented for people alive today. HIV/
AIDS has been widespread since the early 19805 and has killed
32 million people worldwide, according to the World Health
Organization. Thinking the coronavirus pandemic is unprec-
edented outside of our lifetimes further encourages not know-
ing history.
I went six straight days last week without touching a key.
April is going to be a horrible, but at least it only has 30
days.
People seem to be driving faster since the virus emerged.
Maybe it’s the sensation of speed. Speed is something that can
be controlled and is just a little dangerous, unlike the novel
coronavirus. ’
I’m in favor of allowing people to go to church services —— as
long as they aren’t allowed to leave until the pandemic ends.
We’ll call it the Hotel California rule: “You can check out any-
time you like, but you can never leave.” If some church-goers
want to spread the virus among themselves, that’s their right.
Have at it. However, their right to worship in a crowd shouldn’t
trump other people’s right to not be killed by their selfishness.
When this pandemic is declared over, I’m going to touch my
face.
It’s now clear when the previous decade ended: March 2020.
Many movies are made out-of-date by behaviors that are no
longer common, such as people smoking indoors, talking on a
'rotary-dial phone or dressing up to fly on an airplane. Here’s
something new that might make movies out-of—date: Depictions
of people in crowds. When I’m watching a movie now and I see
a crowd, my instinct is to think “Wow. Don’t they know that’s
dangerous?”
see TIMES, page A-7
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e don’t need to tell
parents that the
next five months
are going to be tough.
Now that Gov. Jay Inslee
has announced that Wash-
ington schools will remain
closed through the end of the
school year, moms, dads and
guardians can at least make
definitive plans for their
children. Until Monday’s an-
nouncement, most families
were -— using a sports injury
cliché ~— taking it one day at
a time.
I spoke with a friend
Who told me that his wife
and he take turns watching
their 2-year-old son between
videoconference calls. My
friend, a teacher at a small
school district in Thurston
County, has been juggling
a lot, especially since Mon-
day’s news about school
closures through June. His
Wife, a physical therapist,
spends her days talking with
clients over video.
As I wrote about last week,
my wife and I are juggling
caring for our 18-month-old
— because she’s temporar-
ily not working, she does the
bulk of the work during the
week, and I do my best in the
evenings and weekends.
We are very lucky
— others have much
more to deal with.
So that’s why
we’ve changed our
focus at the Shelton-
Mason County Jour-
nal. You’ve probably
noticed some big
changes in your
By ADAM
Life as We kn°W it "0‘" Remember to have fun
LUcy, 3, and Macy Masteller, 6, of Matlock fill in the
Shelton-Mason County Journal's two-page maze. Photo
courtesy of Kristin Mastellerv
included guitar lessons, na-
ture activities and crossword
puzzles.
We know you read this
newspaper for many
reasons. You want ,
to stay up-to-date
about what’s going
on in your communi-
ty. You want to learn‘
about sales and of-
fers from our local
businesses. But, let’s
be real you also
weekly paper. want some time to
Last month we RUDNICK yourself.
started to include a So, grab some
pull-out activities
section for your children
called Fun Pages. The sec-
tion includes coloring pages,
puzzles, Word games and
more. But it’s not just for
youngsters — we’ve also
crayons we don’t
care how old you are —— and
turn to page A517. If you have
children, round them up. .
Now, grab those color-
ing tools and get to work. If
you’want to keep reading in
'peace and silence, just pull
out the section and hand it
over to your young friends.
We hope that you enjoy
the quiet time alone or with
your family. Your friends at
the Shelton-Mason County
Journal hope that we pro-
vide a little bit of fun in your
weekly routine to go along
with the news you need to
know. '
Snap a photo of your fam-
ily’s coloring creations and
send them to adam@
masoncounty.com. Who
knows your work of art
may appear in a future issue.
I Adam Rudnick is editor
in chiefof the Shelton-
Mason CountyJournal. He
can be reached at adam@
masoncounty.com.
Publisher: Tom Mullen
Advertising:
John Lester, general manager
Theresa Murray, ad representative
Newsroom:
Adam Rudnick, editor in chief
Gordon Weeks, reporter
Justin Johnson, sports/widows editor
Kirk Ericson, columnist/ proofreader
Lloyd Mullen, photo editor
Front ottlce:
Dave Pierik, circulation and
classifieds manager
Delivery:
Jon Garza
David Olson
Niel Challstrom
Composing room:
William Adams, advertising and
technical support
All regular editorial, advertising
and legal deadlines are 5 pm. the
Monday prior to publication.
To submit ‘a letter to the editor,
email adam@masoncounty.com. l