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Thursday, Nov. 10, 2016 - Shelton-Mason County Journal - Page B-17
Culture Medley by Jay Rudin
A bunch of the boys were whoopin' it up in the Malamute saloon.
The kid that handles the music box was hittin' a jag-time tune.
Back of the bar, in a solo game, was Dangerous Dan McGrew,
While the vessel with the pestle held the brew that was true.
Beware the Jabberwock, my son, it falls on field and tree;
And there sat Captain Washington, to teach it harmony.
Old Macdonald had a farm, in Imladris it dwells.
He played knick-knack on my arm - it's baked by little elves.
Clap your hands if you believe, wi' the auld moon in her arms,
With Jerry Mathers as the Beaver - he's got Lucky Charms.
One ring to rule them all, from sea to shining sea.
It's a small world, after all, that's made for you and me.
Timid and shy and scared am I, of things beyond my ken;
As dry leaves before a hurricane fly, the South shall rise again!
Pride goeth before a fall; the whole world loves a winner.
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall; Ich bien ein Berliner.
No new taxes, read my lips, I do not choose to run
The face that launched a thousand ships. God bless us, every one.
Happy days are here again; can you spare a dime?
We're looking for a few good men, and now, it's Miller time.
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, in a kinder, gentler nation.
It's a clear call and a wild call, for station identification.
Give the gift that keeps on giving, sealed with a kiss.
Better thing for better living - can your beer do this?
What's up, Doc? Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
That's no one's business but the Turks, with tender loving care.
Gil-Galad was an elven king, who had a very shiny nose,
Thine alabaster cities gleam, and this is how it goes.
O, wherefore art thou, Romeo, in a yellow submarine?
Whose woods these are I think I know - watch out for that tree!
Do you like green eggs and ham, wrapped up in a five-pound note?
I yam what I yam, and that's all that I am - follow the yellow brick road.
Go ahead, make my day, and with the girls be handy.
In summer, quite the other way - would you like some candy?
Be all you can; I love you, man. God shed his grace on thee.
Hakuna heigh-ho fragilistic bibbidy chim cheree!
Little Jack Homer sat in a comer, to tall of many things.
He's strong to the finich, 'cause he eats his spinach, and we must tell the
king.
The mate was a mighty sailin"man, with a banjo on his knee.
He took his vorpal blade in hand, and never used a big, big D.
Casey stood a-watching it, in haughty grandeur there,
That's because he's smarter than the average bear.
But I am a Bear of Little Brain, and long words Bother me.
Oh, frabjous day! Calloo! Callay! To be or not to be.
Let the joyous news be spread - to grandmother's house we go.
Shoot, if you must, this old grey head, but remember the Alamo!
Who is the tall, dark stranger there, that saved a wretch like me?
They threatened his life with a railway share, for the snark was a boojum,
you see.
It came upon a midnight clear, where no one's gone before,
Frankly, my dear, I don't think we're in Kansas any more.
Oh, somewhere in this fabled land, the sun is shining bright,
A band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light.
by Linda Thistle
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